Easter Bunny does his share to help ease burden of unemployed workers.

Easter is Here!

Mmmm...Spring is in the air. The weather is getting warmer, the grass is getting greener, flowers begin to bloom, and all around us are signs of new life. And OH LOOK!! Here comes the Easter Bunny hopping along the Bunny Trail.

Wait!... What is this? Because of the poor economy and the high unemployment rate the Easter Bunny has decided to hire helpers this year to help ease the burden of unemployed workers?....
Yes!! The Easter Bunny told local media that due to the economy crisis he has decided to take on helpers this year. "Just doing my part to help our economy" he was quoted.

The Easter Bunny spent weeks scouring the city looking for unemployed workers that have been struck by the economic crisis we are now gripped in. He found unemployed guard dogs, former cat spokes models, sight dogs, and former police dogs at the unemployment office. Mr Bunny encourages parents this year not to worry and he assures us that he has done thorough background checks on all those he was able to hire.

As for the helpers he has employed, they are all very grateful. Bluto, a former guard dog, gave a heartfelt thanks to the Easter Bunny saying that he "was in a dire position and had lost all hope" when Mr. Bunny found him. Now", he says, "Mr. Bunny has given my family and I renewed hope and faith. We will forever be grateful." The Easter Bunny's response: "I only wish I could do more".

Will we see more of this trend in the near future? Will the tooth fairy have hired hands? or Cupid? Only time will tell. In the meantime, the Easter Bunny is being hailed a hero by many locals this Easter Season. As said by Bluto's wife, Prissy, "God Bless America, and God Bless the Easter Bunny".

Cat Adopts Bunny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04RZrf3-Mgo

Check out the above link to see Snaggle Puss, a nursing mother, who adopts an orphaned bunny named Bubbles. Looking beyond not only a matter of color or race, but of a seperate species entirely, Snaggle Puss cares for the orphaned bunny just as if she were one of her own kittens. A testament of God's grace and love to us all.

Stormy Says: Who ever said Cats are not loving creatures?

Catwoman - Sex Kitten or Freak?

Jocelyn Wildenstein, also known as the Real Cat Woman, has reportedly spent $4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery according to Wikipedia.org. According to the site at the age of 50 Jocelyn's then husband Alec Wildenstein began having an affair. Jocelyn's response to the affair was not only divorce proceedings, but also a series of plastic surgeries to give her a more feline appearance. She received injections in her lips, cheek, and chin. She had her eyes pulled back and up to obtain a "cat-eye" appearance.

Stormy says: I'm sure that made her ex think twice about cheating..... Yeah Right! She should have used that $4,000,000 on some much needed therapy. Cats are very sexy creatures, but somehow it just doesn't seem to work for humans.


Stormy asks what you think?
Should the doctors performing these radical surgeries be held ethically responsible? Or should the patient be able to have anything done as long as they have the money to pay? Post your answer below.

Story by Stormy - Death on my ceiling

Death lives in my living room. Disguised as a huge gigantic spider, it hangs suspended from the living room ceiling. For a while it lay dormant, but has recently become restless. It's huge legs spin in circles in some kind of macabre of a dance. It's abdomen often emits an eerie soft glow and at times the light emanating is very bright as if the creature is burning from within. I think that is how it attracts it's victims, using the light as a beacon and its hypnotic spinning legs to daze and confuse. More than once I have felt myself being drawn in spellbound. I know it is trying to lull the unwary into a trance or something, just waiting for an opportunity to swoop down and trap the unsuspecting feline, namely me.

I sit now staring intently at the hideous beast. My litter box is across the room and I have waited as long as I can. I have no other choice, I must make a run for it. I crouch down onto my belly focusing all my attention on the dancing spider planning my move. I am utterly still not a muscle moving except for my tail which I can't seem to control. It twitches nervously. Slowly I stretch one paw out in front of me. The spider continues its horrid perversion of a dance. I carefully take two more steps staying low to the ground never taking my eyes off the spider. I freeze in place waiting for it's descent. The dance continues, undisturbed. No glowing lights, no change in movement, just the continuous spinning of it's legs. But I am not fooled. I know it is watching...and waiting. For several moments I remain frozen using all my senses to gauge the spiders reaction before sprinting across the living room floor. I can feel the spiders eyes on me so I do a little evasive maneuvers as I cross the room. YES!!! I make it safely across....... for now. But I know the spider and I will once again face each other. Very soon.

Wrong word can lead to attempted murder

On March 19, 1999 Thomas Mitchell was convicted for shooting his girlfriend because he "thought" she was going to say a word he didn't like. According to the article at amusingfacts.com certain words set Mr. Mitchell off and he would "snap" and go crazy. Not super secret code words that were used to brainwash him in some top secret military espionage. No.... Ordinary words such as "New Jersey" "Mars" or "Wisconsin". to read more follow the link below:
http://www.amusingfacts.com/ContentChannelPage.php?template=strange.html&cfile=wordsnap.html

Stormy says: I have certain words that set me off too.... Like being told NO! Or all out of tuna.

Too Many Products Automated?

Woman Calls 911 For Help Unlocking Her Car.

A woman called 911 from a Walgreen's parking lot. Her car would not start and nothing electrical would work, including her automatic lock button. The temperature in the car was rising and she told the 911 dispatcher she was feeling faint. The 911 dispatcher instructed her how to manually pull up the lock button on her car. See link above.

Stormy says: Wow!....Will she be able to find her own way home? I hope she doesn't have any pets. If so they are on their own!

Which Of These Contestants Would You Like to See Win?

Adam Lambert , Allison Iraheta, or Danny Gokey